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A festival for every fan: SoCal’s yearly sonic lineup

Southern California has a wealth of annual music festivals, beginning with Coachella in the spring and continuing with the FYF Fest this weekend and Rock the Bells in September. A chart to make sense of it all.

— Pop Music Team

Coachella
Stagecoach
Rock the Bells
Hard Summer

FYF

Ross Farrar of the band Ceremony performing on the edge of the stage during FYF 2012. (Lawrence K. Ho / Los Angeles Times)

Sample headliners:

My Bloody Valentine, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Demographic:

Principled vegans, devoted vinyl shoppers, roughly 1/3 the population of Echo Park.

Vital accessories:

Instagram feed, beard, vague and unshakable feelings of detachment.

Drug of choice?:

It’s from a sustainable, gluten-free Brooklyn brewery you’ve probably never heard of.”

Likelihood of R. Kelly guest appearance:

75%

Coachella

The sun sets over the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival, April 2013. (Bethany Mollenkof / Los Angeles Times)

Sample headliners:

Phoenix, Blur

Demographic:

Fun-employed hedonists, Oasis fans who haven’t moved on, roughly 1/3 the population Echo Park.

Vital accessories:

Sunscreen, water, misplaced sense that all is OK, regrettable headgear.

Drug of choice?:

They should write prescriptions for this.”

Likelihood of R. Kelly guest appearance:

100%

Stagecoach

The final day of the Stagecoach Country Music Festival in Indio, April 2013. (Allen J. Schaben / Los Angeles Times)

Sample headliners:

Toby Keith, Lady Antebellum

Demographic:

Friends of Fox & Friends, families, roughly 1/3 the population of Fontana.

Vital accessories:

Cowboy hat, sunburn, ability to “woo.”

Drug of choice?:

Beer and brown liquor, because this is America!”

Likelihood of R. Kelly guest appearance:

5% (You just never know — the man is everywhere.)

Rock the Bells

Kid Cudi performs at Rock the Bells, August 2012. (Allen J. Schaben / Los Angeles Times)

Sample headliners:

Wu-Tang Clan, Black Hippy

Demographic:

Those who use the phrase “real hip-hop,” guys with mixtapes, considerably lower percentage of Echo Park.

Vital accessories:

Kanye-approved $120 “hip-hop T-shirt,” Beats by Dre headphones

Drug of choice?:

Hey, I’ve got a prescription for this.”

Likelihood of R. Kelly guest appearance:

80% (higher if hologram of Aaliyah is scheduled).

Hard Summer

A fan crowd surfs during Odd Future’s set at the HARD Summer Music Festival, August 2011. (Christina House / For The Times)

Sample headliners:

Flying Lotus, Bassnectar

Demographic:

Teenagers who said they were “going to a friend’s house,” bass heads, roughly 1/3 of Orange County.

Vital accessories:

Wookie boots and little else for women, bare chests and ability to ogle said women for men.

Drug of choice?:

All of the above in low doses.

Likelihood of R. Kelly guest appearance:

50%