Southern California has a wealth of annual music festivals, beginning with Coachella in the spring and continuing with the FYF Fest this weekend and Rock the Bells in September. A chart to make sense of it all.
— Pop Music Team
FYF
Coachella
Stagecoach
Rock the Bells
Hard Summer
FYF
Ross Farrar of the band Ceremony performing on the edge of the stage during FYF 2012. (Lawrence K. Ho / Los Angeles Times)
Sample headliners:
My Bloody Valentine, Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Demographic:
Principled vegans, devoted vinyl shoppers, roughly 1/3 the population of Echo Park.
Vital accessories:
Instagram feed, beard, vague and unshakable feelings of detachment.
Drug of choice?:
“It’s from a sustainable, gluten-free Brooklyn brewery you’ve probably never heard of.”
Likelihood of R. Kelly guest appearance:
75%
Coachella
The sun sets over the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival, April 2013. (Bethany Mollenkof / Los Angeles Times)
Sample headliners:
Phoenix, Blur
Demographic:
Fun-employed hedonists, Oasis fans who haven’t moved on, roughly 1/3 the population Echo Park.
Vital accessories:
Sunscreen, water, misplaced sense that all is OK, regrettable headgear.
Drug of choice?:
“They should write prescriptions for this.”
Likelihood of R. Kelly guest appearance:
100%
Stagecoach
The final day of the Stagecoach Country Music Festival in Indio, April 2013. (Allen J. Schaben / Los Angeles Times)
Sample headliners:
Toby Keith, Lady Antebellum
Demographic:
Friends of Fox & Friends, families, roughly 1/3 the population of Fontana.
Vital accessories:
Cowboy hat, sunburn, ability to “woo.”
Drug of choice?:
“Beer and brown liquor, because this is America!”
Likelihood of R. Kelly guest appearance:
5% (You just never know — the man is everywhere.)
Rock the Bells
Kid Cudi performs at Rock the Bells, August 2012. (Allen J. Schaben / Los Angeles Times)
Sample headliners:
Wu-Tang Clan, Black Hippy
Demographic:
Those who use the phrase “real hip-hop,” guys with mixtapes, considerably lower percentage of Echo Park.
Vital accessories:
Kanye-approved $120 “hip-hop T-shirt,” Beats by Dre headphones
Drug of choice?:
“Hey, I’ve got a prescription for this.”
Likelihood of R. Kelly guest appearance:
80% (higher if hologram of Aaliyah is scheduled).
Hard Summer
A fan crowd surfs during Odd Future’s set at the HARD Summer Music Festival, August 2011. (Christina House / For The Times)
Sample headliners:
Flying Lotus, Bassnectar
Demographic:
Teenagers who said they were “going to a friend’s house,” bass heads, roughly 1/3 of Orange County.
Vital accessories:
Wookie boots and little else for women, bare chests and ability to ogle said women for men.